It only took me 74 minutes to drive 16 miles home.

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12/23/2016 at 19:37 • Filed to: None

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Hope you’re all somewhere cozy, safe and sane.


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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/23/2016 at 19:42

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Took me half an hour to get from Alderwood Freddy’s to the Lynnwood transit center.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
12/23/2016 at 19:43

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The transit center by the Black Angus by 44th? That place area is a total nightmare in traffic. Not to mention the mall traffic coming from 200th...


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/23/2016 at 19:46

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The entire road was blood-red on Google Maps.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/23/2016 at 19:46

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13 mph, not bad


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
12/23/2016 at 19:46

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BLOOD OCEAN


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/23/2016 at 19:51

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Ouch! I got stuck in it around noon, but going home was a breeze.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
12/23/2016 at 19:58

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I wasn’t too upset, I was just happy to leave Bellevue. I’m beginning to think that everyone some percentage greater than zero lives there is a horrible human being. I actually told a customer today, after listening to him tell me how I don’t know anything about Bellevue code, “Well I do this for a living, but if you think you know better then by all means, continue.”


Kinja'd!!! InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/23/2016 at 19:58

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It took me about 20 minutes, including stopping for barbecue. Was tough.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/23/2016 at 21:17

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Left the office at 1, home by 1:15, laid on the horn at a lady in a Sentra who dawdled at a light and almost made me miss it (distracted driving is legal and even encouraged here, as far as I can tell). Another normal day in Bellevue. I can see NB 405 from my window, looks OK, but from this angle I can’t see SB.

The terrible to OK people ratio here is probably 50:50 at best, depends on the neighborhood. On that note, I saw a Range Rover Sport using turn signals, I almost fell over.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/24/2016 at 12:11

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Fuck, really? “Bellevue code” what is that shit?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
12/24/2016 at 12:41

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 In this case I mean a safety or building code unique to the city of Bellevue. 


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/24/2016 at 12:58

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One of my clients yesterday “hey when you send the inspector out is he going to like check for permits and stuff?”




Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
12/24/2016 at 13:03

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Lol. This woman in Brier — years ago — when I had to tell her we wouldn’t install something that was unsafe: “I have owned SEVEN homes so I know what’s safe and not safe! I had this SAME thing in my house in Boulder and no one said anything about it!” Ohhhh SEVEN homes? Compared to say the thousands I work in every year? UGH.


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/24/2016 at 18:15

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Oh glorious space crab. Bellevue suffers from an over inflated self image brought on by redonkulous wages and a lack of common sense. I eork in it every day and i have just about lost my faith in the intelligence of strangers.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/25/2016 at 12:53

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Merry Christmas to you and the Mrs.buddy. Have a good one!